The Judge and his black book

Long time ago one day, a judge was passing through a bakery and gets a delicious smell and sees a tasty duck is being grilled, stops by the bakery and says to the baker "I take the duck." Can you object to the judge? Of course not, so the baker packs the ducks and gives it to the judge.

Some time later, the owner of ducks comes to the bakery and asks about the duck supposed to be grilled, so the baker says that the duck flew away, so a fight starts. While people trying to intervene the fight, the baker  removes the eye of a non-Muslim by mistake. After that, the baker starts to run away and the non-Muslim starts to chase him. During the chase, when the baker jumping over a wall, lands on a pregnant lady and causes a miscarriage, than the furious husband starts to chase the baker, and the baker collapses a Jew while running away and Jew also starts to chase him.

The policemen encounter the chase and arrest everybody and take them to the court, to the judge.

Judge starts to interrogate one by one:

The owner of the duck states that the baker took his duck, the judge asks to the baker what happened to duck, the baker says that it flew away. The Judge opens up his black book, sees that the synonym of the duck is tayyar*. So he says that there is no crime in a duck flying, the baker is free of charge.

After listening the complaint of the non-Muslim with the missing eye, the judge opens his black book again and sees that if a Muslim removes two eyes of a non-Muslim, one eye of the convict to be removed. So, the judge says that the baker shall remove the second eye of the non-Muslim, then the court is going to remove one eye of the baker. After hearing this, the non-Muslim puts of the charges when his second eye is at stake.

When it comes to the husband of the lady with the miscarriage, the judge decides that the baker shall replace the baby by sleeping the with the wife, then immediately the husband puts of the charges against baker.

Then the judge asks to the Jew about complaints, the Jew says "No complaints, blessings for such a judge and his black book!"


*flyer

If it is the judge who takes our duck, removes our eye, causes a miscarriage, who to complain? Ain't the judge the government nowadays?